GOP, Keep Playing with Michelle Obama, Hear?

Yours truly, FJC, in my DEFCON4 gear.

Y'all must've not heard the Celebrity Mama Mafia is doing security for Michelle Obama. Now you've got Barack airing you out too.We had to go to DEFCON4 and post up in the Cumberland River (above). Keep running your yap Tennessee and the Grand Ol Opry gets shot up like Lil Richard's wig,ya heard? Cene and Ann are good shots too; they could take out Minnie Pearls hat tag from 100 yards out, honey, don't sleep. We got you stuck off the realness, honey, like Shook Ones Part 3.

Respect and big ups to Jack and Jill Politics for informing us of this. We put in a good word for you as potential press secretaries with Michelle. Can y'all play bid whist? That's a job requirement. Holla.

PS And Condoleeza or some damn body is gonna pay for my blonde NuLocks to get redone behind all this foolishness.--FJC